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Welcome to ChocolateWeapons.com! If you are looking for Chocolate Ammo, Chocolate Bullets, Chocolate Guns, or any other deliciously dangerous Chocolate Weapon...you have come to the right place! We make and carry a full array of Chocolate Weapons that will let you satisfy your sweet tooth, while tastefully tactical appearance. Get ready to have the best "Near Death by Chocolate" experience of your life!

 

Chocolate Guns (Available October - April)

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Chocolate Gun - Full-sized Solid Milk Chocolate 1911 Handgun

Chocolate Gun - Full-sized Solid Milk Chocolate 1911 Handgun

$ 2999 Save $ 5
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Chocolate & Soap Gun Gift Set

Chocolate & Soap Gun Gift Set

$ 3999 Save $ 5
Chocolate Bullets in Mini Ammo Can

Chocolate Bullets in Mini Ammo Can

$ 1399
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Chocolate Peanut-Butter Filled Vintage Shotgun Shells

Chocolate Peanut-Butter Filled Vintage Shotgun Shells

$ 1399
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Chocolate Bullets in Vintage Collector's Tin

Chocolate Bullets in Vintage Collector's Tin

$ 999 Save $ 3

Soap Weapons

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Soap Gun : 'The Black Stallion'

Soap Gun : 'The Black Stallion'

$ 1600
Donald Trump Soap Head

Donald Trump Soap Head

$ 1199
SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Blaze Hunter Orange)

SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Blaze Hunter Orange)

$ 3695
SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Red Dawn)

SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Red Dawn)

$ 3695
SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Ice Blue)

SOAP GUN + GRENADE Combo with Case (Ice Blue)

$ 3695

Other Cool Items

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ELK Target - Life Size Target for Archery or Rifle

ELK Target - Life Size Target for Archery or Rifle

$ 6499
DEER Target - Life Size Deer Target for Archery or Rifle 3-in-1

DEER Target - Life Size Deer Target for Archery or Rifle 3-in-1

$ 6499
NO. (I will not comply) - Camouflage trucker hat

NO. (I will not comply) - Camouflage trucker hat

$ 2695
NO. (I will not comply)

NO. (I will not comply)

$ 1999
Molon Labe Mug, 11oz

Molon Labe Mug, 11oz

$ 1495

Chocolate Poop

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Chocolate Reindeer Poop - 5 oz Bag

Chocolate Reindeer Poop - 5 oz Bag

$ 699 Save $ 2
Chicken Poop Chocolate Candy

Chocolate Chicken Poop Candy | 5 oz Bag

$ 699 Save $ 2
Sasquatch Poop / Bigfoot Poop | 5 oz Bag

Sasquatch Poop / Bigfoot Poop | 5 oz Bag

$ 699 Save $ 2
Chocolate Elk Poop | 5 oz Bag

Chocolate Elk Poop | 5 oz Bag

$ 699 Save $ 2
Chocolate Buck Poop | 5 oz Bag

Chocolate Buck Poop | 5 oz Bag

$ 699 Save $ 2